I have become a whore.
I didn't intend to write ad copy when I reviewed Capcom's Dead Rising for the Xbox 360. But lo and behold! there's the back page of a certain game magazine and me shilling for zombie killing.
To its credit, Dead Rising really is a great game, and deserving of its praise. But writing promotional materials for the game sort of sets off my Joel Siegel sense. And on this most spooky of nights, I feel somewhat uneasy that the zombies got me.
By the by, you may be wondering which exactly of the quotes is mine. It's the one that's really witty and poignant, the one that makes you laugh and cry and feel as if you've fallen in love for the first time again. Yeah, that's the one right there.