How will Microsoft divert people's attention away from the Wii launch on November 19?
Two words: PocketBike Racer.
"More pointless than the Pogo Ball!" the trailer proclaims. And if that's not enough, someone thought to warn potential customers about the potentially life-threatening aspects of, say, a giant chicken riding a tiny, yet high-powered motorbike through a series of perilous, jump-laden courses.
"This game includes scenes involving cartoon-like characters engaged in potentially unsafe or mildly violent activities." That's a pretty tall order for a $3.99 game you can get with a hamburger.