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I have become a whore.
I didn't intend to write ad copy when I reviewed Capcom's Dead Rising for the Xbox 360. But lo and behold! there's the back page of a certain game magazine and me shilling for zombie killing.
To its credit, Dead Rising really is a great game, and deserving of its praise. But writing promotional materials for the game sort of sets off my Joel Siegel sense. And on this most spooky of nights, I feel somewhat uneasy that the zombies got me.
This is straight from the desk of Hillary Clinton, mailed to my parents' home courtesy of Long Islanders for Hillary.
"As I've talked to parents around New York, so often I hear their concerns about keeping children safe — especially with the rise of new Internet programs that can open the door to strangers and violent video games ..."
You should probably visit this group's Web site. Not because they have anything interesting to say after they've already equated violent video games with pederasts, but because they're giving out free magnets. You know, to hold stuff up on your refridgerator.
Oh, and Hillary also claims in her flyer that she's "pushing to create a Consume Protection Bureau to give parents an outlet to register complaints against the video game industry."
I had wanted to ask Eric Nylund, author of three out of the four existing Halo novels about the Xbox 360 shooter Gears of War. Nylund played a key role in creating the game's story, and I'd thought to ask about the game's content. More to the point, I thought to make a joke at the expense of the Germans...
Gears of War, a game you worked on, is too violent for Germany, I wanted to ask. Is
that perhaps the most ironic thing in the history of recorded irony?
Anyway, we ultimately opted not to pose that question to Nylund. We got others in, to be sure, and some really good answers came back. And, you know, as with Halloween candy, it's waste not want not...
Me: What's a bigger feat? Working within the confines of an established universe to, say, create a Halo novel or the completion of an original piece of fiction?
Eric Nylund: They end up being about just as hard—only in different ways. Working in an established universe is easier as many of the people, places, and things are there for you to crash together. The trouble starts when you want everything to synch seamlessly with the other parts of the intellectual property (games, novels, comics, etc). Then things can get ugly and complicated. On the other hand, you usually don’t have that problem in an original piece of fiction, but you DO have to create everything from square one.
Me: When you wrote Halo: Fall of Reach, you created a history for Master Chief from almost no source material. You had a guy in an armored suit with a masculine voice and an inclination for solitary warfare against aliens—using that information, how did you build a character?
There was an existing HALO story bible for FALL OF REACH, and it was full of information (props to Trautmann, Boran, and Zartman)--but at that time, you’re right, not a heck of a lot was known about the Master Chief. I started at the beginning, figuring out where a super secret intelligence operation would recruit for the SPARTAN-II program. Answer: the playground. There was John in that first scene--playing King of the Hill with a bunch of other kids. I wondered how far I could take the normal kid predisposition toward a “Lord of the Flies” behavior. Could it be channeled into military training? What kind of friendship would that forge? What kind of man would it make? Well, in the process of answering those questions and writing those scenes the Master Chief was born (at least in my head).
You may remember Eric Nylund as the man with the dream job. Nylund writes for Microsoft and moonlights as a novelist -- he's written three of the four Halo books, the latest of which has just seen publication.
And, by the by, you may remember me as the guy with the blog who got to ask Nylund a few questions...
Me: You've seen the Halo story bible. What's in it that game fans would stab their mothers to know about?
Eric Nylund: Let’s not say “stab their mothers” okay? That’s all I need are a couple hundred angry emails from the mothers of HALO fans. No one stab your mother, okay? Thanks.
...where was I? Right, the HALO bible. Well, if I told you about all the juicy goodness contained within the HALO bible, you’d be visited by Bungie’s infamous flaming ninja squad (and we’d revisit this entire “stab” issue), and this article would never see the light of the internet.
I will tell you that it’s full of secrets and lies and truths, curses and blessings and Monkey gods—things which cannot exist in this universe, be glimpsed, and walked away from with sanity intact!
Trust me. It’s all there. And more.
Hudson and Atlus visited San Francisco yesterday to show off Bomberman Land Touch for the Nintendo DS.
Now normally, companies just come by to demonstrate games, and leave. Altus and Hudson, however, put some oomph into it. For one thing, Bomberman showed up...
They also brought a margarita machine and a popcorn maker. Oh, and they gave out bombs, too. Boy was everybody on the bus ride home amused when I pulled this baby out and pretended to light it!
My friend Carrie reports that the Backbone Entertainment/Foundation Nine Halloween party had this very unique take on Dance Dance Revolution available for attendees to play:
The game is called "Dance Dance Immolation" and you better not try this at home. Players get into a full, flame-retardant (hopefully) suit and begin to dance. The revolution here is, of course, fire and lots of it.
The Dance Dance Immolation Web site has this to say about the game:
"Dance Dance Immolation is an adaptation of the popular arcade video game Dance Dance Revolution, but with fire! Basically, you play DDR; when you do well, the computer shoots big propane blasts up into the air. When you do poorly, it shoots you in the face with flamethrowers. Yes, you, as in your actual corporeal body. And yes, flamethrowers, like the kind that are on fire."
Poor Jack Thompson. The man hasn't had any attention in days, so he goes ahead and sues Midway for its Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, seeking a cease-and-desist order because some people used the game's create a character (excuse me, Kreate a Karacter) mode to make a virtual Jack Thompson.
The man sent out an e-mail to Midway and press outlets saying: "It has today come to my attention that the newly [SIC] recently Mortal Kombat: Armageddon contains an unauthorized commercial exploitation of my name, photograph, image, and likeness within the game.”
Incidentally, in one of Thompson's less proud moments, the man accidentally sued himself.
All hail Sony for its new downloadable LocoRoco Halloween demo.
Unfortunately, you can only download it from Sony's European Web sites at the moment. Check out these sites to see which one works best for you...
http://www.locoroco.com/index.html?locale=en_GB
http://www.yourpsp.com/psp/psp.html
And to think that this year, all we were going to get was a collection of apples and pennies, and a sore back staying up waiting for the Great Pumpkin.
Rockstar's included a very neat extra for people who purchase the "special" edition of its school-themed adventure Bully: a mini-comic book.
I'm especially fond of the strip on the bottom, which pretty much sums up Bully's modus operandi in the food chain that is high school. Teacher yells at greaser, greaser takes it out on Jimmy Hopkins, who sticks it to the nerd, and nerd is reduced to chewing out dogs. (The stain on the comic book, by the way, is not mine.)
