Report From the Front Line: A Heartfelt Apology

I hearby officially apologize to 2K Games. I won’t be attending your demo meeting for Ghost Rider, the one that was scheduled for this morning at 10.

I think Ghost Rider is a really cool comic book character. But right now, I am waiting in line for a PlayStation 3. I think it’s important that I stick this out, see it to the end, especially so I can say that, having braved more than 30 hours and two separate lines (plus any unforeseen hazards that will come up after I type this), I am, without question, the stupidest man on planet Earth.

If Ghost Rider concerned himself less with vengeance and more with home electronics, I think he might agree with me.